a lifetime burning in every moment

What's the phrase again? Grasping at Straws?  →

La Lohan sues E*Trade for $100 Mil over their “milkaholic” commercial. You can’t even write this stuff; priceless.

And you thought YOU missed Pluto? 3rd grader hate mail! →

drunkbrunch:

michaelorell:

themattsmith:

Give Me Back That Filet-O-Fish (REEEEEMIXXXXXXX)

Bar, set.

Filet-O-Fish is my ringtone. Reblogged for my girl friend, who loves this song.

Reblogged for the one & only M. Fish.

I heart this. [via sfgirlbybay]

The New Dork - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof)

So good.

coketalk:

Feel It In My Bones

Tegan & Sara? Tiesto? Friday afternoon? Yes to all three.

Exactly my thoughts.

For me, fashion shows are not for the public, they are trade shows for the press. There should be privacy and mystery. There is no excitement about anything anymore as everything is available immediately and all the time — you don’t have to wait for anything. I don’t belong to the generation of spending time on the Internet. I think it’s too fast and too fake. It’s sad because everyone is running after everything, but after what? Everything is too quick. There is no room in your heads for all this information. No one retains anything.

— Isabel Marant

Oof.

I have a plan for next season. Since they are all about my height, I am going to impersonate one of them. I am going to wear a doily on my head and tell everyone I am a teen blogger. If they ask why I am so wrinkled, I will tell them that I have progeria.

— 

simon doonan

(via sarazucker)

Florence + The Machine, You’ve Got The Love (xx version)